{"id":69381,"date":"2025-04-10T02:21:23","date_gmt":"2025-04-10T06:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/?p=69381"},"modified":"2025-04-10T09:42:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-10T13:42:02","slug":"apr-10-25-lifes-unanswered-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/?p=69381","title":{"rendered":"APR 10, 25.. LIFE&#8217;S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Today&#8217;s Guest Contributor is Ginny who sent us the below writing by text message.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">No! You don&#8217;t have to attempt to read it. Below Patti typed it as I read it to her.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-69379\" src=\"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Screenshot_20250330_094651_Facebook_170021898599357-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p>MIDDLE AGED HUMOR<\/p>\n<p>I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!! I never found out who let the dog out&#8230; Where&#8217;s the beef&#8230; How to get to Sesame Street&#8230; Why Dora doesn&#8217;t just use Google Maps&#8230; Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that&#8217;s tough as nails&#8230; Why women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed&#8230; Why abbreviated is such a long word&#8230; Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons&#8230; Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections&#8230; Why do you have to put your two cents in but it is only a penny for your thoughts&#8230; Where&#8217;s that extra penny going to&#8230; Why do The Alphabet Song&#8221; and &#8220;Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star&#8221; have the same tune&#8230; Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs&#8230; and just what is Victoria&#8217;s secret&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Thank You So Very Much Ginny!<\/p>\n<p>Smiling, Cap and Patti<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Guest Contributor is Ginny who sent us the below writing by text message. No! You don&#8217;t have to attempt to read it. Below Patti typed it as I read&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[550,217,628],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ginny","category-guest-post","category-lets-have-some-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69381"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69388,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69381\/revisions\/69388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/babakaps.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}