AUG 25, 23 .. FROSTBITE FRANK .. AGAIN .. TODAY’S GUEST CONTRIBUTOR

Let’s begin with a Big Thank You to Kathleen and her Gift From The Universe, along with Frostbite Frank, Ginny and Tom, Michael, Kit, Eva, Gullible, Eryn, Gord, Dan, and each and every single one of you who are actively contributing to our website (our Web Log) by keeping things going here on dotnet. An hour or so ago I had absolutely no idea of what today’s Post would be. Then a text message from Frostbite Frank rolls into my smart phone!

I personally don’t have a clue in a carload as to where Frostbite Frank gets his material.

IF I had to guess, Frank’s “gold mine” may be on the pages of friends who are active on Face Book.

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Little Bruce and Jenny

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, Jenny and I are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

“Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.” Of course that may change when we reach puberty!

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little Rascal is so adorable!

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One last time, Thanks So Very VERY Much Frostbite Frank for Today’s Post here on dotnet.

Cap and Patti and, we hope, many of you following along here on dotnet.

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