W H A T D A D ? !
T H A T W O R D Y O U U S E D D A D !?
Oh Hi Lychee and Hi My Precocious Canada Goose! So nice to see you! Where were you sleeping last night when IT happened!
Newspaper .. Is THAT THE WORD you are confused about Lychee and Precocious?
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THANKS DAD ..
Neither of us can read Dad .. But Thanks for whatever you wrote above .. /signed/ Lychee and Precocious ..
IF I were a newspaper columnist .. I could have a column titled:
CAP’S DAILY MESS !
In my Room 607 here at the HOMY INN in downtown Kowloon China .. I have a window ..
Down below the window in my Room 607 in my beloved HOMY INN .. On a ledge beside my bed .. I have my CPAP breathing machine (on the far right below) and I keep my post cards on the ledge to the left of my CPAP.
I have a bottle that I use. Far down below my window is a vacant Alley .. vacant at 3:30AM in the dark of an early morning!
No Captain! Danger Captain! It used to be an Orange Juice Bottle Captain!
So I decided to empty my bottle about half-full of water and mouthwash .. out the window and down onto the vacant alley below. I have done this before with NO DRAMA!
Last night .. at about 3:30AM in the early dark morning .. when I emptied my bottle out the window ..
THE WINDOW WAS CLOSED!
Back into my room .. down onto the ledge .. came the water and mouthwash !
LORD GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE .. ANOTHER ORANGE JUICE BOTTLE MESS!
My CPAP and my post cards .. wet ! Soaked .. Sopped ! The bedding on the edge of my bed .. wet .. soaked .. sopping wet ! Oh Me Oh My ! When .. if ever .. will it end ?
Just Another Day Here In Paradise!
Smiles .. Cap
- DEC 3, 14 .. THE HOMY INN .. UNION MANSION ..
- DEC 5, 14 .. A SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM ..