APR 10, 25.. LIFE’S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS..

Today’s Guest Contributor is Ginny who sent us the below writing by text message.

No! You don’t have to attempt to read it. Below Patti typed it as I read it to her.

MIDDLE AGED HUMOR

I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!! I never found out who let the dog out… Where’s the beef… How to get to Sesame Street… Why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… Why abbreviated is such a long word… Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons… Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… Why do you have to put your two cents in but it is only a penny for your thoughts… Where’s that extra penny going to… Why do The Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune… Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret… 

Thank You So Very Much Ginny!

Smiling, Cap and Patti

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