From Ginny.

This is too funny.

Here we go loop de loop


It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said,

“F*** You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Thank You Ginny so very much for the above United Airlines story and for the below Christmas giggle.

Too TOO funny Ginny.

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From Kit.

Yesterday’s Newspaper. Yes, the one very few ever go back to re-read.

Yesterday’s Post here on dotnet was about the Winter Solstice. This morning Kit from South Dakota sent the below amazing Winter Solstice message.

I did go back and insert it into yesterday’s Post but it is too special to fade away into the pile of yesterday’s newspapers, unread (until next year when I may use it again).

Thanks Kit.

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And? Thanks to each and every single one of you who keep this website going.

Cap and Patti

4 thoughts on “DEC 22, 23 .. FROM GUEST CONTRIBUTORS.. GINNY and KIT

  1. Michael

    Too dang funny! Thx all who reminded me to avoid asking another ‘Don’t you know who I am!’ I fear the truth would be revealed! lol Matter-of-fact this is the 2nd time in a few days I’ve heard this same joke. It’s trending viral. What’s our spiritual philosophy? We hear it once, that’s normal. We hear it twice…that’s a coincidence! And, if we hear it 3x’s…then just perhaps we should continue the process of self-examination! Truth, for me!
    Well, my friend….here we are on the plus side of our march towards the summer solstice. And gaining light by the cyber seconds (for us here nearer the equator!). It has always joyed me when we get moving towards longer hours of daylight. And the sun rising earlier, and the moon coming up later!
    Thanks for all of you, Patti’s and all who provide something daily for many us of to relate to…the pix, babies, Ginny, Gullible, Kit ..(forgive me if I didn’t mention your name, my brain has never relied upon memory, ‘fer sure! lol)
    Ya’ll have a Truly Blessed Day!
    Michael and Little Bit (freshly shampooed and showered!)

  2. Cap Chastain

    Thanks so very much Michael for your incredible comment. I for one would never think of you as one who would burst to the front of the line and act up. So set aside the idea of seeing this event as being a message for you to pay attention to. It was indeed on Facebook. Fun to read about Little Bit getting all shampooed. Cap and Patti

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